Problem

My house needs cleaning, the dishes need washing and we have to start catering today. One problem, I DON'T WANT TO CLEAN! I'd rather sit here and pick my fingernails. And my finger stills hurts from where I cut it. I am pitiful and I know it. I hate dishes in the sink, but I want someone else to clean. My sweet hubby is on a scout camp out, so I can't whine and get him to do it. Dang! What good are boy scouts?! My finger hurts. Note to self: don't stick finger in dirty water again.